The Meow Wolf Gift Navigator: A Voyage to Your Friend’s Secret Universe of Favorites
Published Issue 132, December 2024
The multiverse is expansive and so is the list of gifts you need to get. Use this guide to navigate the path to the best gifts for everyone!
A holiday is coming. We cannot yet place its name and yet, but we know it is coming — and you know what that means! Presence of family and loved ones, hot delightful beverages, wild frozen objects in the sky and on the ground, and … gifts!
If you have a loved one who fits a particular archetype and is difficult to shop for, or you just want a curated gift for yourself as a reward for buying other gifts, this comprehensive quiz will get you exactly where you need to be for the most treasured treasures.
Omeglobin
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Social, charming, bright.
An Omeglobin is a sweet social butterfly! They love a party, can command a room, and are a true, bona fide extrovert! If they were to make a roll in Dungeons & Dragons, their charm would be a 20. They are delightful, brave and well-beloved. But look out! A friend to all is a friend to none, and should be reminded — don’t overcommit! They have to protect their kind energy, and let that effervescence shine on everyone as they wish.
Bold Statement Pieces!
For when they need some light as they recharge their social batteries:
Somewhere to go with their friends day and night!
A sweet friend for the friend with all friends:
Phlereal
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Nurturing, warm, dependable.
If homies had to be categorized as parts of a ship, they’re the anchor. In other words, they are the “mom” friend. They have a nurturing, empathetic, and beautiful ability to calm down a fight between their Omeglobin and Cholvergent friends. Probably a homebody, with the best interior design of all time, definitely the advice-giver and the overall chill one, which can sometimes make them seem conflict-averse but it’s just real skill at quelling the chaos. A sweet lil peacekeeper!
For something to cuddle at home and fighting off the Sunday Scaries:
Everything they need to keep cool in tough situations:
Somewhere that will delight their problem-solving mind whenever they like! (and during our open hours)
A sweet decoration for their beautiful nest:
Cholvergent
KOL-ver-gent
Loyal, brave, a natural leader.
Nothing gets done without them! A natural leader, always able (and willing) to take charge — they know what they want, they know how to get it, and they’re iconic for that. Fearless! Loyal! Full of fire! They can probably get a little impatient with it, but it’s only because they really and truly care. They’re always down to defend their friends, and are so well-loved!
A jacket as tough as they are!
Something to create a new adventure with again and again:
Something to do with their hands when someone is testing that patience!
The perfect accessory for an ol’ fashioned hoedown:
Etercholinal
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Introspective, creative, daydreamer.
Etercholinals are definitely the most creative and artistic of the signs — thoughtful, reflective, daydreamer! They have a rich system of reality that they abide by and are constantly building within. They have big big feelings, which can sometimes pull them into despair, but also their rich inner world provides a roadmap to lead them out. They are extremely beloved by many because they are so considerate and emotionally intelligent. Just don’t let them get lost in their heads!!
For keeping warm in the daydreams:
To spend meditative time on the bus, in the coffee shop, or the comfort of their own home:
A place that will habitually inspire creativity:
Strange little rituals to pass the time:
Pickleater
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Eater of pickles, they love them. We think it’s extremely tight.
at pickles. Of course, this does not limit them to merely transmogrified cucumbers, but pickled anything — okra, onions, sauerkraut, kimchi, you name it! Their internal biome is immaculate, they have more probiotics than they know what to do with. Elite, incomparable, we can only hope they will grace us with their presence some day. Our merch shop could never fully accommodate the vibrant splendor of a Pickleater, but we can try. Bless us!
Only the finest pickle options for a true superstar:
Other tasteful picks for their enjoyment:
Variety being the spice of their life, along with dill and garlic:
Thank you for exploring the Meow Wolf Gift Navigator quiz extravaganza! We hope this has been an edifying traversion and we have not recorded your outcome psychically in the celestial spreadsheet. Happy gifting!
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