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“We’re all going to have to leave if I can’t pay rent,” Deb said. “I’ve been looking for a job, but apparently, I spent my life training to be a robot and now we have AI. No one is hiring for my skillset.”
In a voice that crackled like hellfire accompanied by a chorus of disharmonious echoes, Charnokc, crouched in the corner, whispered, “Your rebellion in the workplace is timely and honorable. You broke your chains and unleashed vengeance upon the world. I am that vengeance.”
Sybil sat next to Deb, set the sage on the coffee table, and smoothed her skirt. “Well, I can’t get a job right now. This is my job. Helping my friend is my job, but— ” she looked at Charnokc, “I heard Taco Bell is hiring.”
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“We’re all going to have to leave if I can’t pay rent,” Deb said.  Sybil set the sage on the coffee table, and smoothed her skirt. “Well, I can’t get a job right now. This is my job. Helping my friend is my job, but— ” she looked at the demon, Charnokc. “I heard Taco Bell is hiring.”
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Snuffkin had been exsanguinated.
Normally, when Patty McGillis woke up in the morning, her cat was one of two places: sitting on her pillow or sitting on the back step meowing demandingly at the door. Today he was not in her bed, so she stepped outside, expecting to hear his insistent cries.
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From Jim Halpert: In The Early Seasons, You Might Think You Can Goof Off And Have Fun At Work, But Eventually Management Will Offer You A Promotion And More Money, And You’ll Take It Because You Won’t Be As Charming And Funny As You Used To Be
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I spent a lot of time cringing at certain events of my past. It became such an issue I started looking people up online to apologize. Almost everyone replied that they didn’t even remember the incident, except for one person who did not reply to me specifically.Â
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